TV taught me how to feel.

bigsamthompson:

Hiding My Eyes Out Of Shame (source)

polyglotinprogress:

god bless the german language for having an insult like arschgeige

assviolin.

actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

sunshine-and-sarcasm:

Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because “no one just starts singing in dancing all of a sudden in real life” has clearly never visited my house

hunteroflove:

D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE VASE

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unmarvel:

I’m going back to the circus.

isaia:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

NOOO THE CUTE BABY KITTY THING IS HURT

THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD’VE STAYED HURT

The True Madoka Experience 

isaia:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

NOOO THE CUTE BABY KITTY THING IS HURT

THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD’VE STAYED HURT

The True Madoka Experience 

c-will-run:

Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

inkteller:

OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING

shingocore:

mom and dad be like

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bonnyanne:

Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.

"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"

arielmh:

Will: JACK, Hannibal just posted these selfies on his twitter!
Jack: Lol! Oh that Hanni, he sure is a jokester!
Will: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻